The Toadee McToad IRC project

[Twisti]

Ok, this is how it is. Our beloved Toadee is dumb as a brick, and to send him sentences in broken english only makes it worse. So, instead of letting him learn from IRC, I can feed him complete lines. This is where you come in.

Please reply here with lines that are complete, grammatical correct sentences. About toadwater, about it's players, or about anything else. I will then add the lines to his brain and make him learn them.

I'll start by giving you a few examples:

Toadwater is a shitty online game.
Jason King created Toadwater.
Azentner is a total moron.
Azentner is a Toadwater God.

However, short sentences like that confuse him more than they help. So:

Matt Siegmann is a bad coder, but he is the best Toadwater can afford.
Dragoon likes to milk harmless Toadwater players for their hard earned money.
Apple trees are a stupid idea, and nobody should waste their time implementing them.

Feel free to add personal bias to the lines, trust me, he won't be influenced badly.

Todee's Brain File (will be updated with your submissions):

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Matt Siegmann is a bad coder, but he is the best Toadwater can afford.
Dragoon likes to milk harmless Toadwater players for their hard earned money.
Apple trees are a stupid idea, and nobody should waste their time implementing them.
Twisti is a gay homosexual, but azentner tends to be worse.
I have yet to meet a straight homosexual.
Toadee is stupid because he experiments with hemp too much.
The players of Toadwater should spend more time playing the game and less time degrading others.
LumberJane does have a point, which is infallable.
Myrrdin admires clatra's colon
No one knows what a bird machine does or what the purpose of clogs are.
The forum poster azentner is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.
Azentner, a forum poster, is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.
Would the previous two sentences be too abstract for Toadee to comprehend with the commas, essential elements and nonessential elements?
Why did you use 3 synonyms in one sentence to describe me?
I prefer to be referred to as loquaciously gregarious.
Pepsi is the ruler of all Colas, Coke is an evil monstrosity.
AndyB likes little boys.
If you like Pepsi but not Coke, and Cherry Coke but not Cherry Pepsi, are you a Coke or a Pepsi fan?
Where have all the Toad Girls gone?
The Wii and the XBox 360 are both better than the Playstation 3.
The Playstation 3 is goofy piece of garbage that Sony made.
It's a lot more fun to come up with saying for a bot when there are a bunch of other people in the same channel talking.
Toadwater has trees, roads and hoards.
Many people enjoy playing Toadwater, but nobody really knows why.
Qill created Toadwater, and many say that it has been his only success in life thus far.
Macroing is evil, and really screws up online games for everybody.
Macroing is awesome, and really screws up online games for people who are too stupid to macro.
I admire hempgrower dan, Gandhi and Madonna, especially Madonna.
Raiders are good, as long as they don't raid me.
Gods are like regular players, but better.
The government of toadwater is as usefull as the castle in my backyard.
Black people like fried chicken and watermelon.
I want poo flinging monkeys.
Dont look at me in that tone of voice.
Whenever I hear the acronym EBP, I always think it means Ebola Bird Poo.
Everyone knows it it Extra Bitchy Poo.
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[Twisti]

Ok, this is how it is. Our beloved Toadee is dumb as a brick, and to send him sentences in broken english only makes it worse. So, instead of letting him learn from IRC, I can feed him complete lines. This is where you come in.

Please reply here with lines that are complete, grammatical correct sentences. About toadwater, about it's players, or about anything else. I will then add the lines to his brain and make him learn them.

I'll start by giving you a few examples:

Toadwater is a shitty online game.
Jason King created Toadwater.
Azentner is a total moron.
Azentner is a Toadwater God.

However, short sentences like that confuse him more than they help. So:

Matt Siegmann is a bad coder, but he is the best Toadwater can afford.
Dragoon likes to milk harmless Toadwater players for their hard earned money.
Apple trees are a stupid idea, and nobody should waste their time implementing them.

Feel free to add personal bias to the lines, trust me, he won't be influenced badly.

Todee's Brain File (will be updated with your submissions):

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Matt Siegmann is a bad coder, but he is the best Toadwater can afford.
Dragoon likes to milk harmless Toadwater players for their hard earned money.
Apple trees are a stupid idea, and nobody should waste their time implementing them.
Twisti is a gay homosexual, but azentner tends to be worse.
I have yet to meet a straight homosexual.
Toadee is stupid because he experiments with hemp too much.
The players of Toadwater should spend more time playing the game and less time degrading others.
LumberJane does have a point, which is infallable.
Myrrdin admires clatra's colon
No one knows what a bird machine does or what the purpose of clogs are.
The forum poster azentner is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.
Azentner, a forum poster, is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.
Would the previous two sentences be too abstract for Toadee to comprehend with the commas, essential elements and nonessential elements?
Why did you use 3 synonyms in one sentence to describe me?
I prefer to be referred to as loquaciously gregarious.
Pepsi is the ruler of all Colas, Coke is an evil monstrosity.
AndyB likes little boys.
If you like Pepsi but not Coke, and Cherry Coke but not Cherry Pepsi, are you a Coke or a Pepsi fan?
Where have all the Toad Girls gone?
The Wii and the XBox 360 are both better than the Playstation 3.
The Playstation 3 is goofy piece of garbage that Sony made.
It's a lot more fun to come up with saying for a bot when there are a bunch of other people in the same channel talking.
Toadwater has trees, roads and hoards.
Many people enjoy playing Toadwater, but nobody really knows why.
Qill created Toadwater, and many say that it has been his only success in life thus far.
Macroing is evil, and really screws up online games for everybody.
Macroing is awesome, and really screws up online games for people who are too stupid to macro.
I admire hempgrower dan, Gandhi and Madonna, especially Madonna.
Raiders are good, as long as they don't raid me.
Gods are like regular players, but better.
The government of toadwater is as usefull as the castle in my backyard.
Black people like fried chicken and watermelon.
I want poo flinging monkeys.
Dont look at me in that tone of voice.
Whenever I hear the acronym EBP, I always think it means Ebola Bird Poo.
Everyone knows it it Extra Bitchy Poo.
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[Davlestor the Beneficent]

Twisti is a gay homosexual, but azentner tends to be worse.

[Davlestor the Beneficent]

Twisti is a gay homosexual, but azentner tends to be worse.

[Jimmyx]

I have yet to meet a straight homosexual

[Jimmyx]

I have yet to meet a straight homosexual

[UltimateLoathe]

Toadee is stupid because he experiments with hemp too much.

[UltimateLoathe]

Toadee is stupid because he experiments with hemp too much.

[LumberJane]

The players of Toadwater should spend more time playing the game and less time degrading others.

[LumberJane]

The players of Toadwater should spend more time playing the game and less time degrading others.

[Davlestor the Beneficent]

LumberJane does have a point, which is infallable.

[Davlestor the Beneficent]

LumberJane does have a point, which is infallable.

[clatra]

EDIT: (my previous addition to this project had a colon which has since been removed as did the remainder of the sentence as it did not survive the procedure)

Rewarding a toad with water by having it press p all day and fix friendly popups would be circumventing offical game mechanics. This would be funny except to PETA members and, probably, Matt.

Reading the forums can understandably make newbies think the game is Trollwater.

[clatra]

EDIT: (my previous addition to this project had a colon which has since been removed as did the remainder of the sentence as it did not survive the procedure)

Rewarding a toad with water by having it press p all day and fix friendly popups would be circumventing offical game mechanics. This would be funny except to PETA members and, probably, Matt.

Reading the forums can understandably make newbies think the game is Trollwater.

[Myrrdin Emrys]

*Myrrdin admires clatra's colon

[Myrrdin Emrys]

*Myrrdin admires clatra's colon

[Farmer Billy-Bob-Joe]

After reading LumberJane's post, Davlestor replied, "LumberJane does have a point, which is infallable."

No one knows what a bird machine does or what the purpose of clogs are.

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The forum poster azentner is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.

Azentner, a forum poster, is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.

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Would the previous two sentences be too abstract for Toadee to comprehend with the commas, essential elements and nonessential elements?

And sorry for using the same-ish meaning words to describe az with. I couldn't think of any words past querulous and cantankerous and I needed a list. 

[Farmer Billy-Bob-Joe]

After reading LumberJane's post, Davlestor replied, "LumberJane does have a point, which is infallable."

No one knows what a bird machine does or what the purpose of clogs are.

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The forum poster azentner is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.

Azentner, a forum poster, is a querulous, cantankerous, and disagreeable annoyance on these forums.

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Would the previous two sentences be too abstract for Toadee to comprehend with the commas, essential elements and nonessential elements?

And sorry for using the same-ish meaning words to describe az with. I couldn't think of any words past querulous and cantankerous and I needed a list. 

[winnie duh poo]

Why did you use 3 synonyms in one sentence to describe me?


I prefer to be referred to as loquaciously gregarious. 

[winnie duh poo]

Why did you use 3 synonyms in one sentence to describe me?


I prefer to be referred to as loquaciously gregarious. 

[Matt Siegman]

Pepsi is the ruler of all Colas, Coke is an evil monstrosity.

[Matt Siegman]

Pepsi is the ruler of all Colas, Coke is an evil monstrosity.

[winnie duh poo]

Did you completly clear his brain, twisti? I taught him some good stuff.


AndyB likes little boys.

[winnie duh poo]

Did you completly clear his brain, twisti? I taught him some good stuff.


AndyB likes little boys.

[Twisti]

Yes, that is gone, aze. However, now it's readded.

[Twisti]

Yes, that is gone, aze. However, now it's readded.

[Twisti]

Some things that will probably not work: Quotes, colons like clatra did, two sentences (combined by a question mark, exclamation point, semi-colon, etc).

[Twisti]

Some things that will probably not work: Quotes, colons like clatra did, two sentences (combined by a question mark, exclamation point, semi-colon, etc).

[Twisti]

Also, the bird machine produces plush birds, I thought everyone knew that.

[Twisti]

Also, the bird machine produces plush birds, I thought everyone knew that.

[testy]

Also, the bird machine produces plush birds, I thought everyone knew that.

How?

[testy]

Also, the bird machine produces plush birds, I thought everyone knew that.

How?

[winnie duh poo]

Yes, that is gone, aze. However, now it's readded.

Re-add my german quote. 

[winnie duh poo]

Yes, that is gone, aze. However, now it's readded.

Re-add my german quote.