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« on: November 09, 2011, 03:25:36 am »

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND THESE LYRICS NOW HAVE AN AUDIO TRACK, enjoy:

http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=11206996&q=hi&newref=1


Here is the lyrics pretty much a quick freestyle just jokin around talkin trash typed out:

This is about a man who couldn't stop whittlin'
Fingers flickin a knife faster than-a hillbilly's fiddlin'
Spittin out birdhouses, oars, and idols
Overstepin rankins, and takin all titles
Got a late start-- but he sticks to his grind
Comin for tha God-spot gonna make it mine
Droppin seeds in the dirt at the rate of a machine
I can't get enough I'ma Toadee-dope fiend
Stompin through radishes lookin for da gold
Flamin fungus or mushrooms-- anything made'a mold
Man you'd think I set a macro when ya checkin my stats
But I answerd each popup lickity splat
Its a fact --that I'm up all night
With a bowl thats packed oh so thight
Straight click click clickin
Only take a break for some munchies in the kitchen
You'd think Im addicted like I abused a prescription
The xp I get is straight sickenin
My workers tired too, they never get a break
Fire one hire two, One can shovel, one can rake
I'm readin each book while Im sittin'outhouse
Poo 105 got my colon  on WOW!
They ask me when I do it? And then I tell em now
I'm milkin these squirrels like a mofakin cow
My trees got ages I call em straight ancients
Cuz I got more patience then when a docta seein patients
So observe it in amazement
Carve a statue and just praise it
Construct a roof so I can raise it
Buildin up my stats then I'ma sharpin axe
Take over the world with justa couple'a whacks
The rate I chop fences my victims not aware
By the time I sold their statues they're realizin I was there.


**By the way: This was recorded on my cell phone's voice recorder then i used a program to convert the file. So it's defiently not studio quality so please don't judge it as such.
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 02:52:56 am »

Haha, pretty sweet, people should represent like this more!
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 03:31:03 am »

Thanks little bro.
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 03:39:35 am »

BAHAHA \m/

very nice
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 05:51:46 am »

Wow, very creative.
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2011, 06:52:52 am »

lol too funny
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 01:58:04 am »

I like creativity and this sir, is creative.

Nice job  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 12:33:03 am »

Damn thats pretty frickin neat. I loved it.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 12:46:04 am »

Thanks guys
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2011, 02:47:05 am »

sweet  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2011, 04:55:36 pm »

Thats Great laughed my butt off loved it
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 03:06:38 pm »

Hey everybody--

iWhittle / Ragekai / Thoridan / Foote / whatever other names ive used I cant remember... here     :Smiley


Just wanted to let you guys know this song ROCKED the charts at SoundClick.com

Prometheus-Percentile.


Charts position
highest in charts:   # 356   (1,869,096 songs currently listed in HipHop)
highest in sub-genre:   # 211   (1,050,297 songs currently listed in HipHop > Hip Hop General)


Cheesy 

Hell yeah, son!
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2013, 11:14:52 pm »

Wow, that's really crazy.
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2013, 02:00:21 pm »

Well color me completely impressed. I always loved it.


edit:
 Just listened to it again and damn that is so much fun to listen to how you incorporated so much of the gameplay into the song. Cussword impressed.
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2013, 02:35:43 pm »

I have to admit, it wasn't bad
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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2013, 01:27:12 pm »

gonna bump this and add my latest project (not toadee related, sry guys)

rough draft of my latest project:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeSsNgCR8Oc&feature=youtu.be
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2013, 06:00:57 pm »

better still: (with a cool video to go with it this time)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuR5Vs0xFn8
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