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Toadwater Inn => Nicodemus's Classical Tavern => Topic started by: Bryan on January 03, 2008, 10:50:57 pm



Title: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 03, 2008, 10:50:57 pm
If your a noob that has questions and are afraid to ask them in #toadwater for fear of "stfu Noob go read the guide" from our ESTEEMED operators there or if your simple banned like me because of twisti, then come join #toadwatertalk. ITS NOT TRYING TO BE A NEW #TOADWATER, its just a place to ask question snad get answers that don't consist of "STFU NOOB" or "Go read the guide" etc. etc. Eventually you can also find a link to the Toadwater guide im writing which is just a basic document explaining some of the more complicated things in TW as well as walking you through Cloud World and Jumping...


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 03, 2008, 10:56:55 pm
Yes and another thing, we dont allow twisti in...everyone else is allowed...just not twisti


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 03, 2008, 11:08:17 pm
Oh if only you know how many times someone bitched about being banned and made a channel about it. Or how many spin of channels there were from the original ones. People, stick with #toadwater . That is where the more experienced players are who will be able to answer your questions. Its just as simple as that. You have players that have been there for 3 years like me or players who have been there for far longer. And you have to realize that the ban list in the tw channel consists of maybe 10 entries. Only few of which are actual TW players. So you guys be the judge.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 03, 2008, 11:10:03 pm
ok...good for you


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 03, 2008, 11:13:30 pm
http://www.toadwater.com/index.php/topic,22196.msg264284.html#msg264284


And id just like to note. You got banned because you lie all the time and people were tired of hearing it. =/.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 03, 2008, 11:14:32 pm
It's that time of the year again.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 03, 2008, 11:20:46 pm
You got banned from #toadwater for excessive lying. Not just once, but more than HALF A DOZEN TIMES. And remember all the posts you made, where you apologized for lying ? Yeah, good going.

Toadwater is a harsh game. If you are too lazy to read the rules, you will be told to STFU and RTFW. People who can't stand that will quit, not join your idiotic rebel cult.

But hey, join the list of failed #toadwater alternatives ... #toad, #taodwater_lite, #toadwater_lite2 (lol), #tw, #toadwater_heavy, etc etc etc. They all died, mostly because the people who created them were morons, much like yourself.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Zim Foamy Fan on January 03, 2008, 11:22:42 pm
Hear that? RTFW!


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 03, 2008, 11:23:35 pm
They all died, mostly because the people who created them were morons, much like yourself.

Hey.. i created heavy.. But it was a joke


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 03, 2008, 11:25:28 pm
ok, then we will die, stop complaining and move along...jeesh...you would have thought that since we pose as little threat as you say you wont be complaining and bitching so much...but just a thought


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 03, 2008, 11:27:01 pm
You should know me well enough by know to know that I just love bitching.

ps.: Nice title.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Seraph on January 03, 2008, 11:27:29 pm
Shit twisti...I couldn't get through your post without being distracted by that insanely sexy picture.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: minerva on January 03, 2008, 11:30:09 pm
he is cute.   ;D


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 03, 2008, 11:31:03 pm
he looks like that hobbit from LotR


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 03, 2008, 11:32:36 pm
he looks like that hobbit from LotR
Isnt that what seraph said? Hes sexy.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 03, 2008, 11:35:09 pm
I'm totally like that Hobbit, other than being like 6'3.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Seraph on January 03, 2008, 11:39:45 pm
he is cute.   ;D

don't feed the bears


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: jonmactinger on January 04, 2008, 12:47:50 am
mmmm....bears


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 04, 2008, 01:48:24 am
...don't consist of "STFU NOOB" or "Go read the guide" etc. etc.
By the way guys. You should read Dreadnought's manual when you get the chance. He felt a calling to write one. The channel topic even encourages you to read it.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 01:51:42 am
Now
Any questions? Just ask and we'll answer. Toadwater Guide Beta(My Unofficial Version for noobs): Http://freewebs.com/cod4aris/Toadwater%20Guide%20V1.doc

is encouraging you to read it?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 02:01:22 am
That guide is funny. Clearly you have put major work on that one  ::)

I especially like the official client -part:

Official Client
Save the file to your desktop, and then double click the file on your desktop.

thats it!

Omg, I never knew it worked like that!


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 04, 2008, 02:01:55 am
Now
Any questions? Just ask and we'll answer. Toadwater Guide Beta(My Unofficial Version for noobs): Http://freewebs.com/cod4aris/Toadwater%20Guide%20V1.doc

is encouraging you to read it?
nah, you just put the link to it up there because you like random strings of numbers and letters that could possibly have no meaning. You would never want anybody to read it by posting it. Your entire purpose in creating a guide, in fact, Is that nobody would ever read it.

Heres your sign.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 02:09:48 am
but im not actively encouraging people to read it. I posted it up there as another option. I'd be happy if people read it, but if they don't, they don't big deal


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 02:14:14 am
Small problem, there is really nothing to read.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 02:33:29 am
which is why it said Beta


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 04, 2008, 02:41:05 am
Beta is what you do when your product is pretty much done and only need some more testing and feedback. Also, beta is something below 1.0. I know, I know, using those computer terms sounded so super cool in your head.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 03:22:14 am
no the word beta cna be used to describe either something that is still being tested as is the case here, or something nearing its finl stage but only bout halfway done...which this is as well


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Zim Foamy Fan on January 04, 2008, 03:27:10 am
Is your a button broken?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Seraph on January 04, 2008, 03:29:43 am
what gets me is that even if there was a lot to read, it will almost certainly be no better than the wiki. In fact, it'd be almost impossible to beat the wiki, unless you update it more quickly when new content comes out.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Zim Foamy Fan on January 04, 2008, 03:39:50 am
Well, the thing is that bryan here is trying to gear his guide towards the new player, while the audience of the wiki includes advanced players. It gains some things and loses other things. Like some things in the wiki are confusing to new players that bryan might be able to describe better, but he won't be able to explain how to poo with no wait time, for example.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 04:02:07 am
finally...some one who isnt a complete idiot


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Seraph on January 04, 2008, 04:05:44 am
I dunno about that, I think the INTRODUCTION section of the wiki is pretty well written, and I imagine that if I was new, that'd be the type of layout I'd enjoy (it's easy to find information on EXACTLY what you want to know). While it's not a tutorial by most means, based on the questions I've seen in the forums, the wiki is sufficient.

And Dreadnought, don't be a dick. I'm being constructive here.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 04:08:12 am
I know it's hard for you to understand (maybe talked too much with farmboy?) but 90% of people posting here are a lot smarter than you are (that 10% is pretty much farmboy).


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 04:10:25 am
no Seraph i wasnt thinking of you when I said that...i was thinking more along the lines of twisti, Rize, and other members of our esteemed ex-government and other people who were the government bitches


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Farmboy on January 04, 2008, 04:10:59 am
I didn't even post lol.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 04:12:52 am
I didn't even post lol.

Liar.

Removing your post doesn't mean that you never posted that.



Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 04:18:29 am
My word and your reaction is more than what you or anyone else needs.

PROVE IT!

inserting that so you won't remove that as well.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Farmboy on January 04, 2008, 04:27:20 am
anyone can fake quotes


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Zim Foamy Fan on January 04, 2008, 04:28:42 am
[quote author=Rizes Shadow link=topic=25294.msg296526#msg296526 date=1199416709]
anyone can fake logs
Penis pumps are cool!
[/quote]


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 04:29:42 am
Another random post by farmboy.




Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Matt Siegman on January 04, 2008, 06:51:45 am
no the word beta cna be used to describe either something that is still being tested as is the case here, or something nearing its finl stage but only bout halfway done...which this is as well

No, half done is still alpha. Alpha denotes an early, runnable build. It doesn't have all the features, major changes may be made, and features are still being added.

Beta denotes the end of feature addition and the beginning of heavy testing and bug fixing. This would be known as proofing (not proofreading and revising) in writing. Proofing is when the publisher checks for things the programmers haven't caught. Beta is one of the longest cycles, because there is usually a ton to test.

Sometimes, a few features are added in Beta, but they are not large, and there aren't many.

Once something is marked Release, it is released. sometimes there are patch releases afterwards to fix small bugs, but once a release is tagged, that particular release is not to change without a version number change for the program itself.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Spyderman on January 04, 2008, 09:19:37 pm
And if your guide is actually any good, what's to stop us from deleting all your posts and stealing from you in the first place?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 04, 2008, 09:56:04 pm
And if your guide is actually any good, what's to stop us from deleting all your posts and stealing from you in the first place?

The whole being good thing.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 04, 2008, 11:18:06 pm
the fact that itll be in pdf form so no one can edit it or copy and paste it without authorization or unless they write it word for word?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 04, 2008, 11:29:10 pm
omfg , .pdf

Damn it jester, thats funny.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 04, 2008, 11:30:44 pm
the fact that itll be in pdf form so no one can edit it or copy and paste it without authorization or unless they write it word for word?

omfg , .pdf

Damn it jester, thats funny.
I know.. Its like shooting fish in a barrel :)


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: OldSpider on January 05, 2008, 12:14:00 am
the fact that itll be in pdf form so no one can edit it or copy and paste it without authorization or unless they write it word for word?

I hate to break it to you, but it's actually rather easy to copy and paste things from a PDF file.  Have you ever tried?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 05, 2008, 12:19:31 am
Shh, dont point out his ignorance. He will just lie and say he did know.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 05, 2008, 02:44:44 am
This channel had tremendous success. Less than 24 hours after it's creation:

#toadwater - 21 users
#toadwatertalk - 0 users

GF, wasn't close.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 05, 2008, 06:46:13 am
yea you decide to take count when my computer was in the shop and no one was in the room  :D nice one our flawless ex-emperor


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 05, 2008, 06:59:47 am
Fair enough. Let's take count now that you've been back for a while:

#toadwatertalk - 0

Yeah, that sure as hell made a difference.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 05, 2008, 04:32:37 pm
yea you decide to take count when my computer was in the shop and no one was in the room  :D nice one our flawless ex-emperor
Funny how hes always out when something important is happening. You are pathetic.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 05, 2008, 05:04:55 pm
im getting back now twisti...


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 06, 2008, 12:19:06 am
And still, it's empty.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 06, 2008, 12:45:33 am
and it has a password while i make certain changes to it and figure some things out


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 06, 2008, 12:55:53 am
It didn't have a password when I went there earlier, after you said you were back, and nobody was in there.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 06, 2008, 01:01:31 am
Actually, it still doesn't, and never did. Nice, caught in another lie. Your title is well deserved.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 06, 2008, 01:26:01 am
the key is set...thats the password right?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 06, 2008, 01:26:59 am
The key is not set.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 06, 2008, 01:28:38 am
Chanserv unset it..
Quote
Dreadnought sets mode: +v Rockstar
* Dreadnought sets mode: +v Matthius
* Dreadnought sets mode: +ms
* Dreadnought sets mode: +k ewwt
* ChanServ sets mode: -k *
.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Doctor Horrible on January 06, 2008, 01:36:20 am
Sure. What kind of changes can you make to a chat room. You noob. Change the topic?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 06, 2008, 01:40:00 am
It's sad if someone so clueless that he can't even use the help function tries to make his own channel. Reminds me of that failed game of yours when you tried to rip off GRPS.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 06, 2008, 04:18:42 am
GRPS?


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 06, 2008, 04:21:50 am
Generic RPG (not S, typo).


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 06, 2008, 04:22:55 am
that wasnt a ripoff...thats was the actual game code given to me by Publius...he gave it to me to see if i could improve it my compcting the code WHICH I DID


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Guild Master Paulofheaven on January 06, 2008, 07:54:23 pm
can't we all be friends?  ???


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 06, 2008, 08:07:12 pm
sure Paul...when hell freezes over, twisti leaves, and Rize stops being his bitch...then we'll all be friends


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Rizes Shadow on January 06, 2008, 08:44:49 pm
It's more likely that hell freezes than bryan takes his head out of his ass and stops lying.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Zerbak on January 07, 2008, 04:33:11 am
I can't believe for the life of me that this topic has survived the weekend... i guess we need entertainment from time to time.  Enjoy all.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 20, 2008, 09:36:38 pm
So, Bryan, how's your awesome channel doing ?

That's what I thought.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Crazyman on January 20, 2008, 09:51:19 pm
Give him a break he probably got hit by a bus and has been in a coma for the past week...


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Ajira2k on January 20, 2008, 11:58:32 pm
[quote author=AE Dreadnought link=topic=25294.msg296486#msg296486 date=1199399463]
he looks like that hobbit from LotR

Isnt that what seraph said? Hes sexy.
[/quote]

Aha!  I fucking told you all, the first time he used that pic, long before the emperor, but noooo.  "I'm not a fucking hobbit" he said.

AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Bryan on January 21, 2008, 03:04:20 am
i've not been on IRC for a while now twisti...I have a life thats not totally devoted to an online community


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: testy on January 21, 2008, 03:15:55 am
It's like watching a one-legged man at an ass kicling contest.


Title: Re: #toadwatertalk
Post by: Twisti on January 21, 2008, 12:33:03 pm
Always got excuses for your failures. #toadwater doesn't seem to disappear if I spend a day or a week without internet.