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 on: November 29, 2021, 11:16:53 pm 
Started by Nicodemus - Last post by Nicodemus
I guess this can never be fixed   Sad

 2 
 on: November 24, 2021, 06:01:30 pm 
Started by Nicodemus - Last post by Nicodemus
Bought today.  Hope you are able to make use of it. 

 3 
 on: July 29, 2021, 04:41:43 pm 
Started by Crowbarella - Last post by Purple Haze
What exactly was the project? Trying to match your old record of milking gloves in the nerfed world of TW2?
Wonder what your odds are on a royal seed bag now Grin
Also, congrats on finally finishing your project (and overtaking the gold record in the process, F)

 4 
 on: July 27, 2021, 02:24:02 pm 
Started by Crowbarella - Last post by Nicodemus
Congratulations!  I think this is awesome.   Cool 

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 on: July 26, 2021, 11:38:20 pm 
Started by Crowbarella - Last post by Crowbarella
In 1999, some classmates of mine gave me some emulators and a bunch of roms. One of those roms was Harvest Moon. It was my first exposure to the farming sim genre, and I absolutely loved it. I ended up downloading the full series, playing them all et nauseum. I still play them, even today, though I get them legally and play them on actual systems.

In 2004, I was in a post game lull, and I started looking for something like Harvest Moon. In the process, I ended up finding Toadwater. No idea how, given the fact that so few people actually played it. At first, it was completely mindless, with just sitting there, eating from a tree, pooing in an outhouse, and selling the poo for magazines to put in said outhouse, to train my poo skill. Usually, this was while trees were growing.

Eventually, I ended up getting into macroing the game. Developing programs to play the game for me was fun for me. It let me plan things out like crazy wihtout having to manually run through it all myself. Planning had always been the best part of those games, so that was a win. In the end, I ended up macroing farming, probably the first to do so. It wasn't all that efficient of a macro, but it was mine. At the time, the best crop for XP was hemp, so I just macroed that for a while.

Once I hit rank one in farming, the next item to tackle was textile, because I had all that hemp lying around. Obviously, I ended up macroing that as well, as it wasn't too far off what I had done for farming. While I was running through the backlog of hemp, they came out with the golden machines, which greatly inflated the returns. I went from a plan to make a boatload of beggar's seed bags to making a buttload of imperial milking gloves. In the end:
Viceroy Crowbarella sold 958300 Imperial Milking Gloves for 119,787,500,000 gold pieces.

After the project was over, they were coming out with a so-called sequel to it, with resetting a bunch of things in the game and retooling some other parts. Someone made a comment that my glove project would never happen in the new game. As I have never been able to find logs of this happening, this part might never have happened. If it had, I remembered at the time agreeing with them.

Then came, September 1st, 2013. I was bored. That was it. I was bored. And I started down that road. Cut to 8 years later and:
11:36:05 pm    Crowbarella sold 959167 Imperial Milking Gloves for 9591668112.78 gold pieces


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 on: July 26, 2021, 11:37:47 pm 
Started by Princess Cassie - Last post by Crowbarella
Viceroy Crowbarella sold 958300 Imperial Milking Gloves for 119,787,500,000 gold pieces
Crowbarella sold 959167 Imperial Milking Gloves for 9591668112.78 gold pieces
Mic
Drop

 7 
 on: July 20, 2021, 12:11:00 am 
Started by Nicodemus - Last post by Nicodemus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATxxlwDY--A

What are your thoughts?  Comment below.

 8 
 on: July 19, 2021, 01:52:47 pm 
Started by Nicodemus - Last post by Nicodemus
No.  I still get the same white screen. 

504 Gateway Time-out
nginx/1.17.8

 9 
 on: July 19, 2021, 12:14:48 pm 
Started by Nicodemus - Last post by Twistii
Does it work again for you now ?

 10 
 on: July 10, 2021, 01:04:41 pm 
Started by cycro1234 - Last post by The Daddy
A mobile version would be amazing  Wink

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