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Skcubrats
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« on: September 22, 2004, 01:56:51 am »

ROFL. This just turned up in my mail box
The <deleted> bit is my editing.

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Subject:
       How one can become a terrorist?
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       Tue, 21 Sep 2004 18:00:12 -0500
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2004, 02:49:31 am »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked HUU Shocked Shocked Shocked

They think you terrorist, Spotted-toad!
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2004, 03:05:23 am »

PM me that guy's ICQ number S-T... >Cheesy
i've had a few "activities" planned for a couple months now..  not to mention the fact that its "hunting" season now..
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Kweh?


« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2004, 04:19:14 am »

rocket launcher + deer =
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2004, 06:04:16 am »

I'm thinking:

RBK-500U OFAB-50UD loaded with HE fragmentation submunitions
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significant jerry rigged time delay
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1 john boat and low hp evinrude
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Catfish Fry!
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Its official. Cheesy

Prask's ideas are good, and make sense.

prask knows what he's talking about.
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2004, 11:05:38 am »

Umm, I will give you a tip, that stuff is only cheap when you don't have to buy it.

Personally, I think variations on nitropill + diesel would be far, far cheaper.

So far, I have received 3. One from a list, the others generic.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2004, 03:23:25 am »

im wondering what kinda smut you ordered to get on said lists.. Grin
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2004, 04:55:10 am »

im wondering what kinda smut you ordered to get on said lists.. Grin

aah, I'm a personality on the internet. 10 years now.
On some search pages (google) , I'm the second one with my name.

Of course, way back then, there were no blood sucker spammers.

And the 1st occurrence was actually a list address for making documents on your WWW searchable.

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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2004, 07:23:16 am »

me too, (also 10 years. spring 1994. everything i found under google search for "Azgodeth" had something to do with me) but i dont get any usefull spam Sad just a shitload of porn  ;cry
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2004, 07:25:43 am »

me too, (also 10 years. spring 1994) but i dont get any usefull spam Sad just a shitload of porn  ;cry

Hey, your name is "Bastard" too?  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2004, 07:31:41 am »

yea, name and profession.
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