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Gnilehdnam Artamus
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« on: June 12, 2006, 02:50:09 am »

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father 
answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom  and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via 
e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded 
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I 
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall,  and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
little  Pop-Up appeared that said:     You got  Male.
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Dorothy "How can you talk if you haven't any brains?"

Scarecrow "I don't know.  But some people without brains do an awful LOT of talking, don't they?"
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 11:02:58 pm »

I don't get it.
Oh its about sex.
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In that spirit: go fuck yourself, you egocentric bitch. And we are the kings of cool.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 12:26:30 am »

LOL
Thats a good one
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 12:27:51 am »

That made this visit to the forums worth it.
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I quit forever.

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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 07:28:32 pm »

I don't get it.
Oh its about sex.

I betcha that's why.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2006, 04:57:19 am »

Heh, nice one.
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