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« on: April 05, 2007, 12:19:21 am »

i have a burning sensation when i pee... i think that tramp form last night gave it to me! Any suggestions on what cream I need or what? Twisti you seem to like some dirty loving... so you must have some experience with this, what do you recommend?
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 12:29:26 am »

Penicillin. Don't worry, it'll go away after like a week.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 12:33:31 am »

This happened to me!  Go to the doctor.  They will probably prescribe a different form of penicillin since alot of STD's are becoming resistant to Penicillin
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 01:04:12 am »

Home remedy:

Mix 6 parts of saltpeter mixed with 1 part of charcoal and 1 part of sulfur

Apply liberally to the infected area

Smack your *ahem* a couple of times against a hard surface (table works fine), to press the mixture into your pores

You should never have this problem again Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 01:59:20 am »

I stopped reading and started crying when you said 'salt your peter'.

OUCH!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 02:04:04 am »

xen, that may give a few unwanted side-effects... VERY unwanted...
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 04:09:34 pm »

I don't recall posting this, but hilarity ensued.

Bravo diomedes for attacking my laptop while I wasn't there Wink
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 04:12:36 pm »

I don't recall posting this, but hilarity ensued.

Bravo diomedes for attacking my laptop while I wasn't there Wink

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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2007, 06:40:38 pm »

hehe... i know nothing of which you speak! seriously thogh you might want to get that checked out, it sounds pretty bad.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2007, 07:24:57 pm »

Is there a discharge?
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2007, 08:39:06 pm »

Milky, yet grainy.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2007, 11:10:29 pm »

Home remedy:

Mix 6 parts of saltpeter mixed with 1 part of charcoal and 1 part of sulfur

Apply liberally to the infected area

Smack your *ahem* a couple of times against a hard surface (table works fine), to press the mixture into your pores

You should never have this problem again Cheesy

This actually has me wondering what the concoction would do.  The sulfur scares me.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 11:12:56 pm »

Ancient Chinese Elixer.  Try it.  You'll have a blast Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 11:39:34 pm »

This actually has me wondering what the concoction would do.  The sulfur scares me.

It's gunpowder.

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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2007, 12:00:22 am »

Mmm.   Boom.
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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2007, 12:46:34 am »

To be technical, it's blackpowder.  I almost did a recipe for gunpowder, but in case someone actually tried it I figured I better not.  Blackpowder has to be ignited by a spark.  It won't flash from impact.  Gunpowder or guncotton will.

See how nice I am

P.S. - Blackpowder is actually medicinal, but for the clap it has to be mixed with something, I forget what.
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2007, 01:35:46 am »

the tears of chuck norris and the virgin blood of 11 maidens.

at least thats what I also use with it...
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