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« on: February 21, 2013, 02:37:56 am »

So as a parent, I am required by law, to repeat all the old wive tales I was told as a child.
Don't make that face, it might stick.
Don't go swimming until an hour after you eat, or you will cramp up and drown.
Don't crack your knuckles, or you will get arthritis.

So, I feel, feel these are a bit dated, and I would like to get a new batch for the next generation. We have a few.
Don't text so much, your thumbs will get huge.
Don't talk to strangers on Facebook.

I invite all of you to help me fill in a few more.
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2013, 02:47:42 am »

Masturbating makes you go blind.
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2013, 12:03:39 am »

If you make a wish over burning onions, it will come true.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2013, 01:08:30 am »

Throwing salt over your shoulder if you accidentally spill it to prevent bad luck from happening.

If you say something hopeful or wishful thinking and don't knock on wood with your knuckles it won't come true, or if you say the bad luck hasn't happened yet you damned well better knock on wood or it will come sooner than you want. Smiley

If you piss in the wind you are bound to get wet.
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2013, 02:49:24 pm »

Don't eat yellow snow.
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2013, 08:55:00 pm »

shit in one hand and want in the other.... see which one fills up faster
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 03:55:50 am »

Dropping a pair of scissors means that your lover is seeing someone behind your back.

Covering your mouth when you yawn will prevent your soul from leaving your body when you yawn.
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2013, 04:18:21 pm »

Don't make that face, it might stick.

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 06:02:41 am »

So the plan of the post is to find updated versions of old wife tales, or new ones based on modern things.
Is short, wive tales for the next generation.
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 12:48:29 pm »

If it doesn't work. turn it off 10 seconds, then turn it on again.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2013, 03:21:28 am »

Make sure you have Caps Lock off and try your password again.
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2013, 01:36:30 pm »

Every time Windows crashes, an angel gets its wings.
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Make allowances for others' flaws.  After all, it's only a matter of time before you screw up, too.
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2013, 09:31:38 pm »

Cheese gives you weird dreams
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