Old wive sayings

[dormcook3]

So as a parent, I am required by law, to repeat all the old wive tales I was told as a child.
Don't make that face, it might stick.
Don't go swimming until an hour after you eat, or you will cramp up and drown.
Don't crack your knuckles, or you will get arthritis.

So, I feel, feel these are a bit dated, and I would like to get a new batch for the next generation. We have a few.
Don't text so much, your thumbs will get huge.
Don't talk to strangers on Facebook.

I invite all of you to help me fill in a few more.

[dormcook3]

So as a parent, I am required by law, to repeat all the old wive tales I was told as a child.
Don't make that face, it might stick.
Don't go swimming until an hour after you eat, or you will cramp up and drown.
Don't crack your knuckles, or you will get arthritis.

So, I feel, feel these are a bit dated, and I would like to get a new batch for the next generation. We have a few.
Don't text so much, your thumbs will get huge.
Don't talk to strangers on Facebook.

I invite all of you to help me fill in a few more.

[Lackey Twisti]

Masturbating makes you go blind.

[Lackey Twisti]

Masturbating makes you go blind.

[Mr. Demus, Himself]

If you make a wish over burning onions, it will come true.

[Mr. Demus, Himself]

If you make a wish over burning onions, it will come true.

[Dabz]

Throwing salt over your shoulder if you accidentally spill it to prevent bad luck from happening.

If you say something hopeful or wishful thinking and don't knock on wood with your knuckles it won't come true, or if you say the bad luck hasn't happened yet you damned well better knock on wood or it will come sooner than you want.

If you piss in the wind you are bound to get wet.

[Dabz]

Throwing salt over your shoulder if you accidentally spill it to prevent bad luck from happening.

If you say something hopeful or wishful thinking and don't knock on wood with your knuckles it won't come true, or if you say the bad luck hasn't happened yet you damned well better knock on wood or it will come sooner than you want.

If you piss in the wind you are bound to get wet.

[Lackey Twisti]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Lackey Twisti]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[RoyalBowman]

shit in one hand and want in the other.... see which one fills up faster

[RoyalBowman]

shit in one hand and want in the other.... see which one fills up faster

[Mr. Demus, Himself]

Dropping a pair of scissors means that your lover is seeing someone behind your back.

Covering your mouth when you yawn will prevent your soul from leaving your body when you yawn.

[Mr. Demus, Himself]

Dropping a pair of scissors means that your lover is seeing someone behind your back.

Covering your mouth when you yawn will prevent your soul from leaving your body when you yawn.

[Lackey Twisti]

Don't make that face, it might stick.

[Lackey Twisti]

Don't make that face, it might stick.

[dormcook3]

So the plan of the post is to find updated versions of old wife tales, or new ones based on modern things.
Is short, wive tales for the next generation.

[dormcook3]

So the plan of the post is to find updated versions of old wife tales, or new ones based on modern things.
Is short, wive tales for the next generation.

[Lackey Twisti]

If it doesn't work. turn it off 10 seconds, then turn it on again.

[Lackey Twisti]

If it doesn't work. turn it off 10 seconds, then turn it on again.

[Ghost]

Make sure you have Caps Lock off and try your password again.

[Ghost]

Make sure you have Caps Lock off and try your password again.

[Sweetie Poo]

Every time Windows crashes, an angel gets its wings.

[Sweetie Poo]

Every time Windows crashes, an angel gets its wings.

[Mr. Demus, Himself]

Cheese gives you weird dreams

[Mr. Demus, Himself]

Cheese gives you weird dreams