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Gogoat [AF]
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« on: February 21, 2014, 04:29:23 am »
Toadwater has taught me that it's okay if your odds aren't 100%, it's worth a try.

What has Toadwater taught you?
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TheProspect
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 04:30:59 am »
That even when my odds are 99.99% I can still fail...
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Xirah
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 04:40:34 am »
No matter how high my poo skill is, no girl will ever like seeing "that fucking game" up on my computer all the time.
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 12:03:10 pm »
Toadwater has taught me that horrible failure is always around every corner, be kind to animals, and that being vegan is the way to live  Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2014, 08:40:49 am »
Patience‎
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Lowell Ziegler
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I deleted the Win.ini file. I never win inithing.
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2014, 03:46:54 am »
To turn down the volume before entering an outhouse.
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Puma [AF]
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2014, 05:19:53 am »
No matter how hard you work, there's always someone better than you.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2014, 04:27:53 pm »
Quote from: Myrrdin on October 02, 2014, 03:46:54 am
To turn down the volume before entering an outhouse.

This is very important.
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Lackey Twisti
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2014, 11:09:49 pm »
Programming is fun, and bad legacy code has a high cost.
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<+farmyb> id say my spelling and grammar is pretty good
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2014, 02:40:08 pm »
That The Fused Capacitor Never left My Packard, and my Pup who I let Name himself, named Himself P.K.
or Peak Pack an Park.

Hahaha.

How to Laugh, and have a good time, be playful, respectful to women.

Enjoy good neighbors, and friends across the gap from the Pacific Coast Highway.

How to properly Live Action Role-play, an Amazing Thought.

How to properly pray in silence, and sing a silent halleluiah.
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Teddy Nesetty
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"Having flung aside the sword, there is nothing except the cup of love which I can offer to those who oppose me."-Gandhi
"Life becomes what it does"
"Let us always remember that nothing befalls us that is not of the nature of ourselves."...... -Maeterlinck
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2014, 06:13:18 pm »
Wait what

*That some games are meant to be played. Others, to be beaten.
Social stuff rocks Shocked
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Teddy
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2014, 10:22:20 am »
time gravity and space is a mirage
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Teddy
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2014, 06:31:59 am »
How to be nice to guys and gals
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Teddy
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2014, 06:32:44 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHCcm8oPTds&index=5&list=PLVcFL8hX4AUGwetMYwnf89BpJzL3g346_
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2014, 05:23:29 pm »
That no matter what, at some point I will play again.

Just when I thought I was out...They DRAG me back in!
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2016, 04:41:39 pm »
Toadwater has taught me engrish, courtesy of twisti. Wink
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<[twisti]> id give you english assignments, but you dont have a 24" cock im afraid
<[twisti]> only in your head
<[twisti]> and even then only if you are dreaming about me
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2016, 04:42:30 pm »
My English is perfect.
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<+farmyb> id say my spelling and grammar is pretty good
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